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  1. says:

    I mean, he tried to eat a live cow.

  2. says:

    This book is amazing It s pure uncut megalomania According to this book, not only is Klaus Kinsky the smartest guy in the room, he also has sex with almost every single woman that gets mentioned This is not an exaggeration His thinking about himself is so bombastic, egomaniacal, and inflated to such drastic proportions, that the book becomes a sort of mythic comedy The Klaus Kinsky of reality writing the Klaus Kinsky of the imagination takes on the proportions of Blakean mythology in which Klaus Kinsky is a cosmic force of energy and disruption In this work, he becomes not merely a man, nor an actor, but a Christ like being It s ridiculous Read this book It s worth it It will change your life.

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    I could never write a review that would do this book justice There are some amazing monomaniacal memoirs out there For example The Dirt by Motley Crue, or John Lydon s No Dogs, No Irish, but then there is this Kinski is either totally insane or an amazing liar I don t know which, but the way he recounts his life and his sex life is something to behold Why it is so difficult to get a hold of his two auto biographies is beyond me They should be perennial best sellers Just for any interaction he writes about with Werner Herzog is worth reading this book, and that doesn t take into account the wonderful wartime stories that he has, or his preteen sex life, that is active than probably anyone s normal life So great, so insane Thank you Karen for bringing this book into my life

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    I don t mean to state the obvious, butKinski was INSANE This book is shocking and hilarious most of it is lies, I am convinced Kinski painted any woman who wouldn t sleep with him with a bitch dyke brush for instance, his Fairy Tale Theater co star Susan Sarandon and shamelessly lusted after mother, sister, and daughter His perspective on the human race is mostly hateful, and I found myself really hating Kinski However, there is an ongoing reverence for nature throughout his narration that I found touching Two things his violent Herzog rants are hilarious, and he constantly compares female genitals to fruit and vise versa.I read All I Need is Love right after reading the Sandra Lee autobiography, Made From Scratch If you want two accounts of troubled, impoverished childhoods and their polar opposite outcomes, read these back to back.

  5. says:

    trashy, depraved, and full of shit i couldn t recommend it

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    Klaus Kinski slept with everyone in Europe, including his own mother Also, he was an actor Werner Herzog maintains, as do many close friends of the late Kinski, that this autobiography is almost pure fiction Aren t they all, though

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    These girls can t be picky they fuck with men of all races from all four corners or the world and they probably catch every conceivable kind of V.D But I not only screw them without a rubber, I also eat our their pussies I know its crazy But I want to love them, I want them to feel that I love them and that I need love That I am dying for love i read this book after watching herzog s my best fiend herzog claims that the book was largely fabricated to generate sales aside from all that what interested me most is his skills as a pornographer 318 pages of muff diving feasts he never once repeats a description even when he is discussing something totally legit scripts, the countryside, his hatred of X the prose is peppered with i d rather fuck the usherette, whose panties smell so intoxicating that my nuts ache or I talk to no one and eat nothing At night I can t sleep a wink, I just stare at the ceiling Every so often I go to the toilet and examine my hard on Then I lie down and stare at the ceiling again the passages regarding his second wife minhoi their child ninhoi are incredibly tender even if he treated minhoi like shit in real life his dealings with women are just about the only place where he shows any kind of remorse for his actions.

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    You can basically open this book and quote something awesome I hold on to a street light and think that this is the end I pull out the kitchen knife and stick it down my throat like a sword swallower And then it happens The boil breaks And I puke half a liter of pus into the gutter Now I m rid of everything and my pains are gone When Barlog refuses to cast me as the lead in Ah, Wilderness I smash the windowpanes of the Schlossparktheater My one year contract is not renewed But I would have lost my mind anyway and starved to death among these barnstormers.

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    I didn t really feel the need to finish reading Kinski s autobiography he was German, he had major issues, maybe he sometimes thought he was Jesus, etc but parts of it are absolutely hilarious I recommend reading Kinski s anecdotes about Werner Herzog in particular his tale of Herzog stealing his food and then watching Herzog s documentary about his dealings with Kinski, My Best Fiend Because that s what friendship is about, really stolen food and attempted assassinations BFFs 4 ever

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    Portrait of the actor as a crazed sex maniac Dang It can be said that this book is the messy result of Klaus Kinski s throbbing egomania Insane, relentless, and disgusting Kinski recounts his numerous sexual exploits Somehow he slept with all women that he encountered Of course, Kinski also recounts his squalor filled youth bedbug infested , his acting experiences he only accepted big cash , his hatred for directors Herzog bears the brunt, duh , and his marriages though he rarely went into detail To his credit, Kinski seemed to feel some regret about how he treated his last wife, the mother of his son His relationship with her was rocky Kinski had an intense devotion to his son, which was a little creepy than endearing There may be kernels of truth in this book, but I think it s largely fiction masquerading as a memoir The descriptions are hilarious and cringe inducing The translator chose mainly American colloquial language for the book, which made it all weirder Nonetheless, I was quite entertained I d give the book an extra star if I didn t end up shell shocked 3 4 into it.

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